You really coming over, don't trick.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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