So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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