butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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