I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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