White coat. Heels.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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