redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
