So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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