Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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