I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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