i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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