I hate all girls vehemently.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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