what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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