redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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