Are we in a gay sports bar?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
