Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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