What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize