We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There's always time for handjobs
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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