I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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