Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
well you can't waste a boner
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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