Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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