Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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