More tranny stories later!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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