i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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