no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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