it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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