turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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