Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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