That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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