so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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