Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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