For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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