We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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