Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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