I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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