Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
This girl is more easily done than said...
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just had sex bonerless
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
