So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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