He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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