Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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