what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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