yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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