They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
