A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
That was before I lit my hair on fire
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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