so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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