You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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