I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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