Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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