PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I forget how to act sober
Randomize