At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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