dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Randomize
