Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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