Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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