its not stalking. its research.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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