If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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