16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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