hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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